if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
#this fucking website #not sure whether to be afraid or whether i’ve found my people
(Source: katorade27)
Starfish feeding on a dead whale.
i’ve never been scared of starfish until this moment
look at that creepy, tall, dancing one
look at him
‘yes, my darlingssssss’
‘feed to your hearts content’‘feast on what is rightfully ours’
‘feast, thrive— soon, we will conquer all‘
what the FUCK IS GOING ON!?
i cannot stop laughing at this because at first glance i thought it was a starfish dance party xD
(Source: nervation)
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
